User blog:PachirisuPlusEmolga/The Daily Acorn. EP1

Fun Stuff
Ever hear of a freakamon? No? GTFO. Yes? I WUV U.

A meteorite hits Russia near Moscow several suspects are now in custody...They include...Deoxys, Jirachi, Lunatone, Solrock and Clefairy...However Kyurem has not been taken in and according to SandileFan102 he has payed off the police...in exchange for "the goods" which are suppossedly children between the ages of 4 and 11. Apprently a Hypno was involved for a guarantee of two of the children...Kyurem ate the children after Hypno...you don't want to know what Hypno did to them...

The Daily Mind Fawk.
Ash Ketchum has been suspended from school for not going to school in the past 16 years...Meanwhile Reds epicness has negated his suspension.

Misty reveals on her twitter page that she has a new little Older sister. Yes NEW. How do you have a NEW older sister? Just what have her parents been doing over the years? Channel jumping and going to Dr. Who?

A massive herd of Tauros stampedes over a local farm where wild Tauros were injured...Seriously?

Brock has a girl friend...What has the world come to.

Local Weather
Snowy in Kanto. Snowy in Johto. Snowy Sinnoh. Snowy in Unova...Flooding, Drought and Tornados in Hoenn...Depending where you live.

Pachi's Pick
Recently I went to Oran Berry Omelets and Pancakes. I tried the Pecha Pancake and Oran Omelete and boy where they good...Cooked to per- WTF AM I TALKING ABOUT THEY WERE TERRIBLE. T.E.R.R.I.B.L.E. TERRIBLE! DON'T EVER GO THE- *vomits* OH LORD....EMOLGA TAKE IT FROM HERE.

Emolga's Errands
So I went to the Walgreens today to pick up Pachirisu's perscription and I stumbled upon a plush Llama so I picked it up and hugged it...Then I looked at the price tag and realized it was 5,000¥ And I said...What the heck are toys made with gold?