Board Thread:Pokemon Discussion/@comment-5398529-20131027020555/@comment-5537612-20131027135851

Oh yes? That's nothing compared to Darumaka.

You see, in the old days, people had trouble keeping themselves warm in the winter. No amount of clothing could stop the merciless cold from making humanity shiver.

And then, a single speck of hope. Multiple specks. Brown specks of Darumaka droppings, eternally blessed with warmth. Humanity rejoiced. They stuffed their clothing with the droppings, and stayed warm throughout the winter. Also, slightly smelly.